Whelp. I did something spontaneous today.
I read the newest Naruto chapter
Even though I haven’t read it in like, two years now.
Just to see how the story was doing, where it had progressed all this time.
Wouldn’t it be crazy if a couple named their kid after their favorite ship? Like, their favorite relationship from a fandom? Imagine a kid named Zutara.
But the crazy thing is… I’m expecting this to happen. Someone named their kid freaking SEPHIROTH, one couple named their girl PINKINA. Knowing what people are like, I know this is GOING to happen. Or it already has. Just watch, you’ll be at the park, some mom is gonna be like “Sasunaru, come eat your lunch!” or “Akuroku, don’t pet strange animals” or “Makorra, stop getting into fights with Masami, my goodness, it’s a ship war over here”
This has been a moment from the inevitable future. Or present, whatever.
What a strange world we live in.
Whenever I see people compare the brother relationships between Sasuke and Itachi to Noatak and Tarrlok all I can think of is the forehead poke