so i found my old vcd-copy of harry potter and the chamber of secrets and… i don’t know what’s more entertaining, the movie or the subtitles.
I am going to use this the moment I get the opportunity.
So there’s this real pompous jerk introduced early in the series. He somehow has everyone on his side and abuses his power a lot…
He’s a rude dude and
Childhood head canon:
Instead of decaying from evil, I liked to think that Voldemort lost his nose because you can actually do this in the wizard world…. But you can’t re-attach it.
I now know that this theory is RIDICULUS but I still think that Voldemort’s body decayed for other reasons rather than da badness of whorecruckses. If they make you immortal, why would you decay? I know it keeps his soul alive, but don’t you think it would protect you from DEATH BY DISINTEGRATION???
HEY, KIDS, REMEMBER WHEN SNAPE WAS BEING A HUGE COCKBLOCK IN THAT ONE DELETED SCENE?!
Sooo, yeah, moar head-canon: Snape gets extra piss-pantsy if reminded of his forever-alone status cuz he starts thinking about Lily, and James, and his crappy childhood and agdfhgakgrghLIFE SUCKS.
So yeah, this may be the dumbest comic I ever made XD
people have been comparing Voldemort to a teenage girl. because he has a locket and a diadem and a pet and an obsession with a popular boi, etc.
I went to far.
