Look at this plate
LOOK AT THESE COLOSSAL FUCKIN LEMONS FROM THE TREE MY BROTHER HAS PEED ON EVERY DAY SINCE HE WAS LIKE 5 YEARS OLD
im laughing/crying i dont want any more messages about this listen up you fucks apparently pee makes citrus plants grow well he learned this from a movie called the world’s fastest indian it is a very good movie starring sir anthony hopkins a highly inspirational film you will be compelled to purchase a lemon tree sapling and see a man about a dog on it every day for the rest of your life and you will be blessed with lemons the size of footballs. yes we ate the pee lemons.
when life gives u lemons
pee on them
jk rowling’s reasoning as to why fenrir greyback turned remus into a werewolf: remus’s father insulted him so he did it as an act of revenge
the actual reason greyback bit remus: the temptation to succumb to the fact that biting remus whose name literally means ‘werewolf’ would be the greatest feat in lycanthropic irony the world had ever seen
Prayer circle for all the wizards and witches who’s parents irONicALLy gave their kids names that vaguely reference the dangerous monsters that inhabit their world
So these new anti-inflammatory steroids I’m taking are better at keeping me alert and productive than my actual ADHD medication. Also I’m feeling really happy? Like, I’ve been on a weird high all day, as if I’ve been depressed all my life, and I’m suddenly not, how does medicine WORK
Oh, I WISH.
I mean. I never played any of the games, and I’m p sure Doom hasn’t been relevant for like a decade….
But it’s a dream of mine to design monsters for horror games, you have no ideaaaaaaaaa!!!!!!
My doc just wrote me a prescription for steroids and already I feel like
Amon taking away Korra’s bending somehow results in a trip to the spirit world, where she’s consulted by Kuruk.
Then Aang comes out of no where with the lion turtle to
I remember a time where I was proud of this. I remember this being the best thing I ever drew.