Posted 15 hours ago

Look at this plate

Posted 1 day ago

rakatakat:

rakatakat:

LOOK AT THESE COLOSSAL FUCKIN LEMONS FROM THE TREE MY BROTHER HAS PEED ON EVERY DAY SINCE HE WAS LIKE 5 YEARS OLD

im laughing/crying i dont want any more messages about this listen up you fucks apparently pee makes citrus plants grow well he learned this from a movie called the world’s fastest indian it is a very good movie starring sir anthony hopkins a highly inspirational film you will be compelled to purchase a lemon tree sapling and see a man about a dog on it every day for the rest of your life and you will be blessed with lemons the size of footballs. yes we ate the pee lemons.

when life gives u lemons

pee on them

Posted 1 day ago

mahoganyclaus

jk rowling’s reasoning as to why fenrir greyback turned remus into a werewolf: remus’s father insulted him so he did it as an act of revenge

the actual reason greyback bit remus: the temptation to succumb to the fact that biting remus whose name literally means ‘werewolf’ would be the greatest feat in lycanthropic irony the world had ever seen

Prayer circle for all the wizards and witches who’s parents irONicALLy gave their kids names that vaguely reference the dangerous monsters that inhabit their world

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Posted 1 day ago

So these new anti-inflammatory steroids I’m taking are better at keeping me alert and productive than my actual ADHD medication. Also I’m feeling really happy? Like, I’ve been on a weird high all day, as if I’ve been depressed all my life, and I’m suddenly not, how does medicine WORK

Posted 1 day ago
Posted 1 day ago

Picture of my pig napping no. 274,642

Posted 1 day ago

pedants-r-us:

Engage dramatic entrances.

(All character entrances in the Lego Movie)

Also notice how far Unikitty jumps to be in the shot does she just hide there all day until people arrive or what

(Edit: adding Good/Bad Cop - how could I forget???)

Posted 2 days ago

roboboners:

miserability:

what the fuck

if i ever neglect to reblog this assume i’m dead

(Source: colorfulrussianfireworks)

Posted 2 days ago
you could design enemies for DooM
sinistargh asked

Oh, I WISH.

I mean. I never played any of the games, and I’m p sure Doom hasn’t been relevant for like a decade….

But it’s a dream of mine to design monsters for horror games, you have no ideaaaaaaaaa!!!!!!

Posted 2 days ago

warm-up sketch thing

i call it a Bulldog Mega-Mite

Posted 2 days ago
Between your steroids and me hitting the gym we're gonna be so swole for otakon.
teamhellnope asked

so swole

Posted 2 days ago

My doc just wrote me a prescription for steroids and already I feel like

Posted 2 days ago

Things I want to happen in the LoK finale

brainbubblegum:

Amon taking away Korra’s bending somehow results in a trip to the spirit world, where she’s consulted by Kuruk.

Then Aang comes out of no where with the lion turtle to

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I remember a time where I was proud of this. I remember this being the best thing I ever drew.

Posted 2 days ago
Posted 3 days ago

lychgate:

okay well, after two days of animating, ive finished this heaping pile of shit for the internet. enjoy the worst teen wolf animation/voice acting ever