Posted 2 hours ago

Fill this in with stuff about you

  1. Age: 22 (i know i act like a stupid fat baby, but there u go)
  2. Where I’m from: I was an army brat so idk how to answer.... Mostly Maryland I guess?????
  3. Where I would like to live: Australia. Or somewhere in the UK. Maybe France or Canada if I get my French down. I just wanna get out of America
  4. Favorite food: Raw tuna. I love making sushi rolls out of it, but I can just eat the tuna alone. It's so flavorful and squishy :y
  5. Religion: Love Ur Neighborsian
  6. Single/taken: Single and content 5ever.
  7. Favorite book(s): I could ramble on about what manga and comics I like, but if you're talking about non-graphics, I really like informational books. I'm reading one right now called "The Curious, Exciting, and Slightly Disturbing Science of Squid; KRAKEN", by Wendy Williams. It's really interesting. In terms of fictional, JRR Tolkien's "The Hobbit".
  8. Random fact about me: I have a really bad laughing problem. Sometimes I'll see something funny and laugh, sometimes I'll have a laugh-attack and I have trouble turning it off. But sometimes. SOMETIMES, out of nowhere, there's an unintentional joke that sends me into a literal FIT of maniacal laughter. I'll laugh for up to an hour straight sometimes, and I'm embarrassed to admit my friends have seen this once or twice and I had to turn off my camera/hide out in a bathroom. My face turns purple and I start crying, I fall on the floor and I struggle to breathe, I'm pretty sure this is how I'll die one day. I'll see something incredibly stupid like... A goat strutting like a cliche 70's pimp and DIE LAUGHING.
  9. Favorite day of the year: August 9th. I see my friends then.
  10. If I have any pets: A pig and a cockatiel right now.Feels weird without a cat.
  11. What I’m listening to right now: 90's rap
  12. What my name means: "God's Gift to Mankind". This is blatant false advertisement, let me tell you.
Posted 1 day ago

mrjakeparker:

"You are who you choose to be."

Posted 1 day ago

kyarumii:

Sure. Let’s just go down to the Anus Hole and get some ice cream

Hey, man. Don’t diss. Anushole makes the most unbelievable chocolate soft serve in town.

Posted 1 day ago

Look at this depressing smiley face sponge my dad owns.

Posted 2 days ago

chibblet replied to your post: Warm-up. Sorry about the lack of art p…

Oh my god, I just watched this episode with my bestie last night!! :)

woah, wuh, this is an episode?? i just wanted to doodle the tallest, dib in a tank, and zim on his cool spider-leg-thingies in one image… I’ve only seen a few episodes recently, but does he ever do that in front of them? It sounds wrong somehow, doing anything cool in front of the tallest. haha

Posted 2 days ago

"One day you’ll want to have sex. It’s like a friendly hug!"

"I DON’T LIKE FRIENDLY HUGS YOU HORRID WENCH"

Posted 3 days ago
tycho-science:

captainsnoop:

funnyanimeshit:

anime of the year 2014. calling it.

this is fucking bullshit. they could have called this “loli pop” and they fucking didn’t. they had an anime where they turned a guy’s dad in to a little girl and they didn’t fucking call it “loli pop” this is so fucking stupid god dammit 

If this anime doesn’t soley consist of a 10 year old girl making an unending string of dad-jokes I will be sorely disappointed.

tycho-science:

captainsnoop:

funnyanimeshit:

anime of the year 2014. calling it.

this is fucking bullshit. they could have called this “loli pop” and they fucking didn’t. they had an anime where they turned a guy’s dad in to a little girl and they didn’t fucking call it “loli pop” this is so fucking stupid god dammit 

If this anime doesn’t soley consist of a 10 year old girl making an unending string of dad-jokes I will be sorely disappointed.

(Source: lolicage)

Posted 3 days ago

Warm-up. Sorry about the lack of art posts recently. I’m trying to learn how to draw without my wrists. It’s harder than it sounds!!!

Posted 3 days ago

racconconnoisseur:

kashuan:

not enough colored stuff lately…!! so decided to play coloring book with some recent pics last night hehe :`)

awesome

Posted 3 days ago

raymukada:

iasip meme: [2/5] characters:
↳ dee reynolds.

"Oh, you sons of bitches. Oh, you goddamn sons of bitches! I will destroy everything you own!"

Posted 4 days ago

jyostar:

jyostar:

the mtv fandom awards thing is bad and irrelevant and here’s how i know

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exhibit B:

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kids. in any argument concerning the relevancy of mtv’s opinion… Family Guy vs Free! 2014image

Posted 4 days ago

asshole-tier:

truepac:

DO YOU GUYS HAVE THAT ONE FRIEND THAT DOESN’T THINK SHE’S ANYTHING SPECIAL BUT SHE’S BEAUTIFUL AND FUNNY AND WITTY AND EVERYTHING AMAZING THAT YOU COULD EVER WANT IN A PERSON BUT SHE DOESN’T SEE IT AND YOU JUST WANNA TAKE HER AND SHAKE HER AND SCREAM IN HER FACE ALL OF THE AMAZING THINGS ABOUT HER JUST SO SHE WILL APPRECIATE HOW ABSOLUTELY LOVELY SHE IS 

 someone could be thinking this about you right now you never know

ok but if they do, could they not shake me and scream at me, cuz i get “punchy” in those situations

(Source: hempura)

Posted 4 days ago

dandypoots:

SO, HEY! I’M TAKING COMMISSIONS AGAIN!

It’s summer and I thought that I would jump back into it with an updated chart/price list! I’m trying to raise enough to get my wonderful partner up here for Christmas! Never too early to start saving cash, right?

SO HERE’S THE SKINNY:

I’ll draw anything! Original characters, Fan characters, Furries, etc. You name it, I can most likely draw it! If for any reason I’m uncomfortable with your prompt, we can certainly compromise!

If you would like a commission, please shoot me an ask or send me an email at mcgroodz_commish@hotmail.com. Be as detailed as you’d like with what you want and give me references to any character you’d like for me to draw! I will communicate with you and tell you my progress!

In terms of payment, I would prefer it if you payed after I send a watermarked sketch of your commission. This way, I can change any errors in the sketch before moving forward. I would like for you to be happy with your commission! If you would like something that isn’t on my price list, I can work with you on settling a price. Payment can be sent to my paypal at mcgroodz98@hotmail.com.

Check out my slots if you’d like one! Thanks!

Posted 4 days ago

President-elect Abraham Lincoln (Martin Starr) and his security detail, Allan Pinkerton (Charlie Day). Best not to make any sudden movements. #DrunkHistory #AlwaysSunny #Baltimore #AbeLincoln (x)

(Source: hellyeahcharlieday)

Posted 4 days ago